a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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