I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You left your phone here
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