i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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