my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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