I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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