shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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