so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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