You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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