I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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