Your dad touched me again.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
the raccoons are back...
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