there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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