I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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