So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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