I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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