I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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