i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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