She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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