I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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