We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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