I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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