so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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