No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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