I'm lost and stupid without you.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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