i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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