I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm at about main and main street
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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