Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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