But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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