I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
