Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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