So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
God I need to hump something, right now.
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