you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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