But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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