if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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