you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
MIDGETS
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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