found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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