Dual....:-)
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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