im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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