I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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