I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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