Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He passed out mid-signature
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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