Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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