I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize