Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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