do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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