Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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