so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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