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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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