she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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