nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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