how do flat chested girls get laid?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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