I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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