Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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