That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
she peed on how many people?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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