your parents love me but you hate me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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